Country Dictionary

the reason why all the plastic water bottles in your house have been missing

no mom, that's not a bong. it's uh, a lamp.

Device used to smoke weed, the bong is prolly the best thing to use if u want to get really fucked up, depending on how it was made. Glass Bongs are the only bongs that deserve being called bongs, but other materials pass too.

Man the bowl aint cuttin it, im only buzzing i think its time we pull out the bong.

An ornament used to decorate the houses of young adults. Can also be used to burn incense.

Mum, "Oh that's a lovely ornamental piece, what is it?"
Son, "It's my bong, it really pipes up this drab place"

Great. A spectacle of quality in something or someone.

This cd is bong bong.

a long cylindrical tube made of various material used to smoke marijuana (and other smokable plants)

Last night I took a toke off a 6 foot bong. It was righteous!

do you smoke a bong?
do I smoke a bong?
does that guy smoke a bong?
does she smoke a bong?
does that tranny smoke a bong?
does that fat black lesbian smoke a bong?
does that mentally retarded pigeon smoke a bong?
does that guy released from prison after serving his sentence of marijuana abuse smoke a bong?
many questions this has been a life lesson by sKuGlOoL.

BONG
Jordan: I made that pigeon smoke my weed.
Cameron: what happened?
Jordan: it died.

the act of going out and smoking a bong and doing lazy stoner activities.

1)"Lets get Nigga Bob and go bonging."
2)"He's so pussywhipped by his girlfriend he cant even go out and go bonging with me and Nigga Bob."