A fork of Rural Dictionary
brenden a guy who loves planes but cant seem to keep himself consistently training to be a pilot one day, overweight but slloowewllyy getting my weight down, currently in middle school whith a BIG crush on a cutie called fern. brenden is super insecure but also does his best to make as many people luagh he thinks life is to short to take everything seriously all the time, if brenden likes you and wants you to know he will tell you hehe his favorite emojis are 😼🤤😟👴🏿 brenden also loves art and is slowy improving. brenden will treat you like a god if your "with" him but be sure to tell him when to stop he will eventually empty his pockets all for you
brenden: wow have you heard of malone victim: brown?
whoes malone brown?
brenden: 😈
a good man who cant seem to loose weight for the life of him a funny man who luaghes at inappropriate times and loves making other people luagh, if you ever meet me in real life you would die instantly from my attractive face😏
woah your attractive? what a brenden!
Someone who lives in Canada. Has a best friend named Brodo. His girlfriend absolutely loves him. He is thee cutest person in Canada. A million love songs couldn't describe how much Misty needs him :)
Every moment he they are together is another moment that she can't stand to be without him.
Brenden is amazing.
the love of my life, the one i cherish, and hes loved so much by nicole which is mwa, kay well he lives far away from me, but i still love him wiht my heart adn so much more, adn idk i hope he has the feeling to just go look up his name on urbandictionary and find my definition becuase i love him wiht all my heart adn i know i fucked up but im so happy your still wiht me 11.15.07<3
nicole and brenden forever<3
my love for life, brenden
untill the end of time brenden i love you