A fork of Rural Dictionary
A political appointee with no apparent qualification for his job except that he's a friend of a powerful politicain.
Former FEMA director Michael Brown. Nicked "Brownie" by George W. Bush.
Term was was coined by New York Times columnist Paul Krugman on Sep. 26, 2005
Scenester cookie-cutter girls, so named for their short brown or black hairdos and propensity for heavy eyeliner application. Never taller than 5'7", the typical brownie is usually around 5'4".
Other distinguishing characteristics include: bad DIY fashion, asymmetrical hair and shirts, 100-length cigarettes, misusing big words, being a hairstylist or shopgirl, and not being pretty when the makeup is washed off.
Brownies are most prevalent on the East Coast, but gravitate to urban centers and "scenes" such as L.A. and Chicago.
"He only dates brownies, I can never tell them apart."
A positive connotation for a brown person, usually female, of any hispanic or Asia Minor race. Not to be confused with the special brownie.
Brownies tend to have extremely long names, as corresponding with their heritage.
Almost always gorgeous.
Maria Simoné Rivadeneira Espinosa Moreira Silva is a brownie of hispanic descent.
Loku Buda Thurugay Sasanka Nilashi Jinadasa is a brownie of asia minor.
Small clump of shit that you accidentally eat in place of chocolate cake on a Saturday morning. Traditionally eaten after a Good Rave party. Or if you've been slipped Rufies. In Vegas. And been ass-fucked. Repeatedly.
Stoner 1: OMNOMNOM
Stoner 2: DUDE THOSE ARE BROWNIES!!!!!!!!
Stoner 1: (Pauses) OOOOOO OMNOMNOM!!!!!