A fork of Rural Dictionary
the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)
dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.
looking through the options to see if it’s time to take the easy way out; deciding whether or not to Kermit
This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times. “Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”
browsing innocent items whilst eyeing up what your actually in the shop for. a tactic employed by those wishing to 1) buy something embarrassing or 2) shoplift
1) simmo went into the corner shop for his latest issue of zoo but decided to decoy browse the fishing mags until his auntie stella left the shop 2) whilst decoy browsing the soft drinks, Emma carefully slipped cans of lager into her handbag
To join the same network as another Facebook user to get a better look at their profile.
"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?" "I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group) Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'
"What's the point of private browsing when you've got me waiting at home?" "Variety."