A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cold, brakish body of water in northern Europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world.
One time I drank water from the Baltic Sea and it tasted like beer. I got drunk and later found out it WAS made of beer.
Someone who is run-down and ghetto. The most trashy thing you can get.
That girl Kristina is baltic. She takes it like a prison bitch.
This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus. The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.
person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?" person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"
The act of lowering one's testicles into a lukewarm yet hearty soup to stave off the symptoms of hyperthermia
"I feel like they are going to fall off, Joan! Time for a Baltic Ball Bath!"
A baltic squid is used to provide a local exhaust ventilation for multible workers
When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.
An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.
Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.