Country Dictionary

Stanislaw

Polish for "above the law". Generally considered a bad ass, those born with this name tend to be overly sarcasic and hate charity. They tend to die at a relatively early age due to their addiction to fast cars and women.

That guy is a real Stanislaw.

Stanislaw

Shotgunning a beer whilst taking a poop on the toilet.

Dude, Matt just totally rocked a stanislaw! What's a stanislaw? It's when you shotgun a beer while you take a shit! Nice.

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.

With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

Stanislaw

The main priest of your village, the only person who can compare to adamus (except the pope) but he is sadly out of his golden age. Adamus' best friend.

Stanislaw: "I miss adamus..." *adam pulls up.*

Stanislaw

A very yummy in my tummy polish retarded fish

sdw: GGRR WHY MOONZZ WANNA EAT MY FISHY STANISLAW moonzz: mmm yummy fishy