A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To be severely owned.
2. Having your arse kicked badly.
3. Slapped down like an insignificant piece of shit.
1. I sucked so much in that game I got BAMMED.
2. You're such a victim dude - we bammed you!
3. "You're a poofwagon homobobo asschomper" "BAMMED!!"
Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".
When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!
These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...
Extremely offensive insult in Scotland, similar to dafty. Use against neds and junkies at your peril. If one junkie uses it against a fellow junkie it can result in a hilarious verbal battle until one stabs the other, which is equally hilarious.
Usually one junkie baits the other into violent reaction so that he can claim damages in court by saying "Ya fuckin' bam". However, there is actually no space inbetween each word when a junkie uses it. Infact, the faster you can say "Yafuckinbam" the more powerful junkie you are.
Junkie 1: "Yafuckinbam"
Junkie 2: "Wit, yafuckindafty?"
Junkie 1: "Wit, ya bam?
Junkie 2: "Who you callin' a bam, ya dafty?"
Junkie 1: "Who you callin' a dafty, ya bam?"
Junkie 2: *brandishes knife*
Lying to another person. Not telling the whole and complete truth.
Mother: Oh, you better have a good reason for being home so late boy, and you better not be bamming me!!!
A word that Emeril Lagasse says when flicking on a spice.
Bam! Now we'll let this simmer...