A fork of Rural Dictionary
A monster who moves like a man in a rubber suit.
Uncle Earl saw Bigfoot once.
Theories:
1. A very, very, very hairy drunken man who's gotten lost the the woods where a German tourist discovers him and comments on his rather large foot.
2. A pimply Star Wars-crazed teenager who thinks he sees Chewbacca in a forest. Chewbacca = Bigfoot
3. The offspring of a gorilla and a human.
4. A lost extra from the movie 'Planet of the Apes'.
5. The offspring of a wookie, a Klingon, and an uruk-hai.
1. "Ziet das big, hairy Bär? Nein, das ist ein Menschen geklöft. Ein Mutant!
2. Holy crap, dude. That's fucking Chewbacca, man! YEAH!
3. That's gross!
4. Rawr! No, wait... where's Mark Wahlberg?!?!?!
5. Gross-er!
Uhm... BIGFOOT!
Lonely Scottish unemployed illiterate. May or may not have been emplyed at BW through pity.
Look what that flid Bigfoot's done now