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Blonk

When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.

Damn this girl I met blonks

by Tinda December 19, 2019

blonk

Blonk - Verb To rob a bank, usually using guns or some other equipment and escaping utilising a well-placed car.

Criminal 1: Hey, wanna go blonk? Criminal 2: Sure, blonking sounds great!

by Los Patatas April 02, 2022

Blonk

Armpits made up this name for blinks that defend blackpink and apparently if you stand up for ur faves ur automatically toxic now...

Blonks are the best

by Jade follow me at BP_karma August 01, 2020

BLONKS

An outlaw motor cycle club based in Darwin, Australia during 1980s- 1990s. Founded by "Merry" an ex FINKS outlaw motorcycle club member from Melbourne, Australia. Th BLONKS were 'patched over' by the HELLS ANGELS in 1990s to slow down the infiltration into Darwin by REBELS and BANDIDOS outlaw motorcycle clubs.

Are ya goin out to the BLONKS clubhouse tonight? Fuck yeah..! The topless barmaid this week is fkn hot and the strippers this week will burn the hairs off ya balls. Ps. I was the barmaid..! (Tru story!)

by B.WILDE August 04, 2023

Blonk

People with bias for a group of only 4 girls,they are stupid,lazy and delusional,attack other 3 memebers, Basically dogs that bark.

Eg. "Blonks are barking at Jennie" "Blonks are complaining because Jisoo have less line" "Blonks hate Lisa" "Rosé is getting attack by Blinks"

by ArealBlinks September 03, 2020

Blonk

A nickname given to those with utmost respect. only legends get the privilege to be called such a name.

Hey, look at that guy, he's such a Blonk!

by February 14, 2025

Blonk

The combination of dumb, stupid, loser, and lame

Wow, Audrey’s a real blonk

by Window Shades May 09, 2020