A fork of Rural Dictionary
Australian slang for an idiot or really stupid person. One who usually performs acts of stupidity.
Mate, that guy is a total blonk!
Synonymous with the word 'blink', meaning to open and close an eye. Only this kind of blink is detrimental. Performing this action could mean that one would miss when peak oil ends, when governments change, when homes become hotels, or when giants merge. In other words, you could miss a critical moment and lose a competitive advantage by performing this action.
Blonk and you'll miss it.
An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing
Wow that's a real blonk! Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?
essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.
"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"