Country Dictionary

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Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.

Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer. Guy 2: How was it? Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.

by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013

crotch carnival

a sex orgy involving multiple partners and a festive atmosphere.

I walked by Ms. Jenkins' house the other night, and through the window I saw a big, raunchy Crotch Carnival going on inside!

by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007

carnival penis

A penis that's fun for the whole family.

"Wow. Come over more! You've got such a carnival penis!"

by The Mingler February 15, 2014

carnival creampie

When a man cums in his hand then slaps someone in the face.

Damn Lexy fucked up so bad that Josh hit her with a carnival creampie.

by josh19696 March 06, 2014

Carnival Urinal

A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.

Today I used a carnival urinal and realized I was standing in a puddle of human lemonade.

by T Macalicious June 25, 2012

cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 03, 2005

Penis Carnival

In with a large group of guys. A group of males doing wierd things to each other.

The Basketball game was such a penis Carnival no girls at all. Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.

by Juan A August 20, 2008