A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY Me- no im not clumsy just dumb
when someone drops their phone, and bends over and sticks their butthole in your face when picking it up
He dropped his phone and gave me the ol' Clumsy Butt-ler right in my nose holes!!
a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer. the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!! they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium. NO
Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh? Magazine: NO! Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?! Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10! Magazine: NO! DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!
When you're fingering a girl and you "accidentally" put a finger in her butthole Stacy: wtf?! Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
Stacy: wtf?! Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
Being Clumsy-Colline means that you can't go a day without doing something stupid, whether it's serious or not.
-Giulia: "Today I hurt myself again. This is my thirteenth thought today!" -Colline: "You are such a Clumsy-Colline!"
Someone who’s constantly tripping balls or tweakin
Jason: “yo dude Vanessa is totally tripping balls” Brad: “yeah she’s always trippin” Mark: “yeah man she’s clumsy on balls”