Country Dictionary

the art of blacking out or any form of passing out under the influence. Can also be used as a way to describe falling into a deep dark slumber.

'fuck I conked it'
'shit bro you shoulda seen Linda on the weekend, she conked it'
'ripped a fat cone and conked it mums life'

A gimp/ spastic/ fuckhead

Someone acting like such a spud

For fuck sake tommy your such a conk

conk is the doggo term for the drink coke or coca-cola, as doggos lack the proper pronunciation for hooman English.

Doge: why does dis bepis taste different?
Gabe: it was conk!
Doge: you have betrayed me!

Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."

A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them

"Johns just such a fkn conk"

Conk < Bepis

Conk = Bad
Bepis = Good

Someone: Bepis suk conk better

Me: no u

a very large nose with big port holes

that barry manilow sings through his big conk!