Country Dictionary

The combination of a crow and a male reproductive organ

After unzipping his trousers, Louise immediately regretted enquiring as to what John had meant when he said, "We can check out my crockery if you like?".

Acronym - COCK made of ROCK - Cock+Rock
A rock Hard cock

I slammed my crock into her cavity last night

Portmanteau of 'commercial' and 'rock'. A band, and/or style of music, that has a few tracks off an album played ad naseum on a commercial Top 40 station, and most other tracks played on a real music station (one that plays good music).

A: Do you like Jet?
B: Nah, they seem to crock.

the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly

Courtneys toes are all crocked

The area between your crotch and your crack. Also referred to as taint

My crock hurts after riding my bike for 4 hours.

An adjective referring to something that is very good, "mint" or otherwise positive. Most commonly used among young hipsters of today's youth.

Person 1: "I miss snap bracelets!"
Person 2: "Those were crock beyond belief."

Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.

I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...