A fork of Rural Dictionary
Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.
Ah S--(sees teacher)cr--(sees English teacher)carp! Yes, carp!
To Steal, to take something without permission,
While the cashiers back was turned, I carped a hat from the rack.
Someone who smells like fish and has a very bad attitude.
That person's a CARP!!!