A fork of Rural Dictionary
An accidental fecal discharge caused by overexcitement due to being sexually touched by a female who is way out of one's league, as when the "Peanuts" character Charlie Brown has the football taken away from him by Lucy Van Pelt just as he is about to kick it; a mere fart or mild shart does not count as a "charlie brown" due to the fact that one might easily recover sexual activity with aforementioned hot chick, whereas a full dump is almost certainly a fashion-model fuck deal-breaker
Dude ... don't tell anyone about this ... but I had a date with you-know-who last night. Yeah, I know. Fantastic, huh? Fuck you, dude! That pot roast your mother made us totally made me charlie brown it! Stop laughing, asshole! It's not funny!
premature post-sex BM stinky date-breaker bowel cock-blocker intestinal disfortitude brown-bagging it steaming goodnighter
Phrase used to describe an awkward situation. Also can be yelled to break any post incident awkward silence.
"Dude Connor you totally farted!"
"I thought it would be silent dude!"
"Oh shit, this is so charlie brown!"
Nickname for saying marijuana, or weed; usually in a secretive way.
"Charlie Brown" is used in this context, in the song Green by the rapper Dumbfounded
Charlie Brown could also be said as just Charlie
- Are you with charlie
- Yea dude i'm blasted
- Wanna hang out with charlie later
- Sure, I just got more zig-zags
A name given to a person that's cock blocking. Charlie Brown- initials are C.B. which is the same as a Cock Blocker.
I was trying to holla at this female but her friend was a complete Charlie Brown.
When you shit in your girls mouth and then she gives you a blow job spreading your shit all over your cock.
"My bitch was gaging when she gave me a charlie brown so I dumped her ass"
A street name for Hashish (Hash). Hash is a preparation of cannabis composed of the compressed stalked resin glands called trichomes, collected from the cannabis plant. It contains the same active ingredients but in higher concentrations than unsifted buds or leaves. Hashish is often a paste-like substance with varying hardness and pliability. Its color is most commonly light to dark brown, but can vary toward green, yellow, black, or red.
The psychoactive effects of hashish are similar to those of other cannabis preparations.
Hashish is heated in a screened miniature smoking pipe (one-hitter, kiseru, midwakh, sebsi, narrow chillum etc.), hookah, bong bubbler, vaporizer, hot knife, smoked in joints mixed with cannabis buds, tobacco or other aromatic herbs, or cooked in foods.
(Someone attempting to score) Yo man, you seen that Charlie Brown?
(v.) - To gripe, complain, or otherwise natter on about something that no one really cares about, usually after bad news has been delivered. From the noise the adults made in the Charlie Brown movies
The customer Charlie Browned me for a while after I voided her warranty, then asked for a supervisor. I was more than happy to transfer her.