A fork of Rural Dictionary
The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
When you have eaten way too much chili and now you can't even.
Damn, that was some fire ass chili. Sucks though, now I got tha chili belly.
To take a dump on someone's pubes. The poop resembles chili resting atop a mound of pubes that resemble the fries.
Oh man, we got drunk and messed the bed with some hot steamy chili fries.
An anal explosion consisting of soft, bean-like stool so thick you could stand a fork up in it.
Coffee and a quesadilla? You just packed the Chili Cannon.
"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."
A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE
Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday? Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!! Emma: Do you have any self respect? clearly not.