A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) one's nose
2) To be in a state of malfunction, due to factors other than wear and tear
The car is conked out.
A person who plays on a controller in Fortnite
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(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.
Other alternatives: conk, conking
She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
Older British slang for "nose."
"I… hit him repeatedly on the conk. My reason for this was that his conk was covered with carbuncles, and I thought I should vex him by taking such liberties with his conk—which in fact I did."
-Quoted from Thomas de Quincey, "On Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts," first published 1827.