A fork of Rural Dictionary
A semi-rigid scab-like crust of nasal mucosa that is carefully dislodged from one's nose in a lateral plane in order to maximize the square area without disruption to the integrity of the piece. May contain hairs (curb-feeler cornflake) and sometimes dried blood (strawberry cornflake) or both (strawberry curb-feeler cornflake).
When Marty saw Jenny trying to improperly dislodge a massive strawberry curb-feeler cornflake, he beat her until she became incontinent. Once Jenny was unconscious, Marty meticulously excised the prize and claimed it as his own.
A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.
Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.
Person B: No way!
Person A: Believe it.
Person B: The cereal?
Person A: The cereal.
The act of one person poking Cornflakes up the butt of another.
Guy #1- "Hey, Mark, how was your anniversary?"
Guy #2- "It was uneventful for the most part; Beth and I just spent the better part of the night Cornflaking."
Guy#1- "Dude, that's disgusting."
Guy#2- "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, Jeremy."
pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.
II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.
A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.
"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"