A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hillbilly corncob is when your anal sex partner eats a lot of corn prior to anal sex and when you pull your penis out of partner it is covered with corn. The corn remnants resemble a corncob that has been eaten by someone with very few teeth.
"My girl loves to eat corn, but after anal sex last night, my dick looked like a hillbilly corncob."
A sexual method in which choking and Garfield-play are combined. The corn garfstrangle is a variation in which the couple lays back to back in order to resemble a corncob. Sometimes a third Garfield will enter to eat them like a cartoon eats a corncob.
My neighbors were doing another Corncob Garfstrangle last night. Kept me up all night!
This requires early preparation. You have to take a shit(a good long and solid one). Once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. When ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade dildo
For some reason, I couldn't get a boner when my girlfriend wanted to have sex, luckily I remembered that I had a Nebraskan Corncob in the freezer.
A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.
Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.
This is a 69 position. You are eating a girl out and she is sucking your dick. You are also plugging her nose, while there is a corncob in her asshole. She gags on ur penis and tries to talk and she sounds russian.
Me and this girl russian corncobbed last night! I learned some new words!
Referring to a herpes stricken ( or other similar STD) male penis that has not be used in awhile.
Honey, why won't you let me use my rusty corncob?
the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.
hey ya'll lets get me a texas corncob