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To warm up a woman with fore play and finger action. Making out and talking dirty. This is the action of getting a womans mind thinking of sex and getting her vagina moist and ready for the dick.
I need some coxing tonight before you beat up my pussy. She needs to be coxed then cocked. I'm going to skip the coxing tonight and jam it in dry.
the best damn cable company out there. Never experiences down time like comcast or verizon and is very reliable all around. Good prices and better service!
Jeff: My damn internet is out again.. damn you comcast! Bob: Hahaha Cox cable has never given me any problems, loser.
A cable company, and in some cities, the only good one. Unfortunately, their name isn't an anagram, or an abbreviation, it's just what they are. Greedy, money hungry douchebag assholes who profit off of the lack of net neutrality.
If COX is your only choice for an ISP, move. The extra money spent is more worth it then dealing with them.
An extremely sarcastic and truly awesome doctor dude on the show Scrubs played by John C. McGinley and he is also JD's mentor, but he won't admit it. He also calls JD various girl names and calls Elliot Barbie.
about J.D Dr. Cox: Uh, Carla. Carla, have you, uh, have you seen Newbie? Carla: Oh, he got off your leash? Dr. Cox: laughing Give me a break. The kid's like... he's like a... have you ever seen a drunk baby? Carla stares at him Dr. Cox: Eh, it's a long story involving my son, a rum cake, and a low counter. Suffice to say, it turns out that, at first, it's... it's endearing to watch them bounce off of the walls, but man... you take your eyes off them for one second... hits the table Dr. Cox: ...and bam! They got a bucket on their head, and they're plowing right through your brand new flat screen TV. whispering remorsefully Dr. Cox: God save me, it was barely out of the box. Carla continues to stare at him Dr. Cox: The point is... Newbie is my drunk baby. Dr. Cox: Oh, gosh, Shannon, thank you so much for clarifying my point by repeating it word for word. And now, in a reciprocal gesture, can I be included in the planning of your coming-out party? J.D.: Is that a gay joke? Dr. Cox: No, it's a cotillion joke. My God, Newbie, it's been two furiously frustrating years - how is it possible that you still don't get me? I would never compare you to the gays. I like the gays - I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they've done with Halloween - but our thing is that you are a little girl. That's who you are. But that's really not fair... Dr. Cox: You know, the only way you could be more useless right now is if you actually were the wall. Now, it certainly is true that you'd at least be serving a purpose - specifically a surface for a jackass to lean against - but it could be argued that this is more useless than doing nothing. pause Dr. Cox: I know, it's a conundrum but don't you worry, I'll noodle it for you right here. Meanwhile, you just skip along, all right Shirley?
1. Noun: The supreme being; master of all time and space, and the trombone. 2. Verb: To destroy, annihilate, brutally kill, to own in any sense of the word, or to run up behind and stab in the back followed by running the opposite way.
1. "Oh god, its B. Cox! Run for your lives!!!!" 2. "Wow dude, you just got B. Coxed."