A fork of Rural Dictionary
synonym for crack dad; someone who is such a dad you go crazy about them.
“your such a crazy ass crack ass croak dad!”-knj
Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
A dream you have of yourself dying.
Dude, my croak dream was of me getting hit by a bus
a term used to describe the act of masturbation - similar to “choke the chicken”
“I’m going to go home, relax and go croak the frog.”
Pizza man; “do you guys want anything else?”
Knj; “oh my god yes do u have crispy croak”
wen guys look at gay porn, and get excited, its called connor croaking
"dude, we were watching youtube videos. and this naked guy came on and Kyle began connor croaking
sucking dick and choking with a shiver
David shiver croaked last night, it was like a surge of energy