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cronch

When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so

Eating popcorn
Nobody:

Skrunky: *CRONCH*

by Tizflint March 24, 2019

Cronch

The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.

I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”

by Dickcheeseyy November 17, 2019

Cronch

A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.

John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.

by Jdbruxkaorn October 08, 2017

Cronch

Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.

Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".

by Stolas Goetia November 20, 2021

Cronch

New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.

Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.

by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 25, 2018

Cronch

A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen

Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch

by micah-siddiqui June 19, 2022

Cronch

(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)

Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)

by Big P Junior July 03, 2024