A fork of Rural Dictionary
The hard crust residue in dirty/used underwear; the desire to perform oral sex on dirty genitalia, in the case of low hygiene standards it may be used twice.
“I don’t care if your panties hard in the middle, cronch cronch Motherfucker” ; “you know that girl desarae? She left her thong in my bathroom and it was dried to a cronch ”
A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.
John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.
Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.
Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".
New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.
Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.
A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen
Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch