A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Chocolate Thief 2. One who inserts his penis into the rectum of another male, thus robbing them of their chocolate 3. Alan You-Know-Who-You-Are
Alan is a chocolate thief!
John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS. Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
Christian Team Servers. We are a clan founded on the basis of Christianity, and happen to have rules that people need to go by and one of them is no cursing, drug, or sexual references since children play there.
I love being part of such a wonderful online community as cTs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORPORATE THUGGIN When you're a thug, but dressed up nicely.
1. Dude walks in wearing an Armani suit, a fitted hat, huge diamond watch, shades and chains = CT
Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.
If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.
CT is an acronym for Cubicle Trash; i.e., the people you work with who are not worthy of their own office. Traditionally, this is a slovenly group with limited intellectual capacity and a propensity for constant confusion, however they're smarter than retards and can hold down a job. Oddly enough, most CTs have a penchant for party planning and costume masquerades.
Hey, should we invite Nancy to our smoke break? Are you fucking kidding me? I wouldn't be caught dead with that stanky CT.