A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Chronic Troll Syndrome) is an internet disease (not to be confused with Internet Disease) that is generally present in trolls. It causes the given troll to be unable to tell the difference between internet and IRL limits. As a result, the troll is no longer able to comprehend what is appropriate to say and do when dealing with IRL people in contrast with the Internets. Symptoms include being inconsiderate and generally asshatty to friends and family, the common offensive use of racial epithets, and a tendency to interfere in other people's business uninvited "for the laughs." This in turn leads to a loss of said friends, associates of minority status and a general alienation of all contacts outside of the Internet.
Chester is always hating on Youtube, he must have CTS.
Camp Tunnel Slug, a tactic in Dead by Daylight that bad killers use to secure kills when they have no skill.
I can't believe plague had to use cts to win that game.
John: Whoa dude the fart sounded like a CTS. Chris: I shouldn't have eaten the Mexican my wife cooked last night
Compulsive Texting Syndrome. People who live for texting and stop whatever they are doing when they get a text have CTS.
If you are talking to someone, and they get a text, and they then stop mid-sentence and start texting back, they probably have CTS.
The compulsive urge to "change the subject" even if a conversation, or activity, hits a critical point. At the same time, can also mean "can't talk seriously". Females are more vulnerable to this disorder than any other beings, because of them being more talkative, having a shorter attention span in many occasions, or both. Such a disorder is quite serious, since it also kills the mood for almost any situation.
Guy: "I love you babes." Girl: "I lo... OMG is that a sale over there?! Let's go!!!" Guy: "... Honey, we need to get you to a doctor for CTS..." Guy1: "Dude that babes is HOT!! I bet banging her would be so awesome!!!" Guy2: "I don't know dude. She looks like she's got CTS."
Abbreviation for: Changing The Subject. As used in text messaging, emails, etc.
"Yes, that portion of the requirements meet with our approval. CTS: How about dinner Saturday?"