A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job" Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"
someone that is an even bigger douche and the previous terms such as: tool, tool box, tool belt, and tool shed...just aren't enough to describe said douche. therefore that person is considered the entire tool depot.
Sara: That guy is such a tool. Ellen: Yeah he's a total tool box. Ashley: Nah he's a toool shed. Ellen: Fuck that...he's the whole tool depot.
The hightest degree one can reach on the tool scale.
God damn that bastards past a tool shed he's a fucking home depot. Holy shit.
Is For Assholes
If you shop at Office Depot, you will get bummed in the asshole.
the biggest type of tool that someone can be
Me: See that guy with the popped collar? You: Yes he is a Home Depot
(v.) To do some home improvement or repair yourself that normally whatshisname (your ex) or a handyman would do, except you're divorced, which is why you're too cheap to call a handyman. To DIY.
I couldn't home-depot my way out of that one, so I had to call Roto-Rooter and put it on Visa.
A place (club, bar, etc.) full of tools.
There were so many douchebag tools coming out of the club... frickin' Home Depot tonight.