A fork of Rural Dictionary
This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below
I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY
when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
the most beautiful quote known to man
Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what
When the best friend fucks with the best friends boyfriend
Oh NAH U DIDNT
stupid comeback, also how do you not know what that means?
guy 1: (shares his opinion)
guy 2: Cool, didnt ask.
guy 1: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.
guy 2: you literally stole this from a meme
guy 1: didnt ask
guy 2: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.
guy 1: you literally copied what i said
guy 2: you too
😏
chlorine:i didnt know the chain user was a girl :c
god/spider slayer 3000: no i just have a wig dumbass
chlorine: awooga🤩🤩🤩🤩