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Dip Shit

one who has taken a dip in shit for lack something better to do. Perhaps this action is a comment on their intelligence or lack there of.

Only a dip shit would do something that stupid.

by Hamish McArthur March 13, 2007

Dip shit syndrome

The clinically diagnosed brain does ease that causes one to act like Alec Lingo. Symptoms include, stupid fucking decisions, commonly forgetting important and unimportant things. Overall causes the patient to be on fucking retard

Wow he's stupid, he must have dip shit syndrome

by Atoastybanana August 18, 2014

captain dip shit

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.

Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!

by OtterChic April 09, 2006

dip shit

one who tries to insult you, but can't spell.

James Williams - "sorry did i hurt your feeler?"

Me - "Feeler? What the fuck is a feeler. Learn to spell you dip shit!"

by Vic2010 February 22, 2010

dip-shit-stupid

The mental state a person trips on when falling in love.

The mental and physical stages of new love.

He is usually so in control, what would make him act like such a puss? He is gettin dip-shit-stupid!

by shirre February 10, 2005

Cherry Dip-Shit

When you fuck a girl that's on her period so hard it makes you shit

That girl's pussy was so good....I did a Cherry Dip-Shit.

by boosquared September 25, 2015

Bean dip shit

A shit that resembles a pile of bean dip.

Man! After a night of drinking beer and eating burritos, I had a MASSIVE bean dip shit!!!

Holy shit! We were in the park today and needed to use the restroom. Someone left bean dip shit all over the commode!!!!

Dixie was changing little Brysons diaper and she vomited! Bryson had taken a 7 lb bean dip shit!!!

by J.R. 1 December 27, 2021