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Double Fisted Helicopter

An advanced technique for performing oral pleasures on a man. 1. Hold the penis with both hands 2. Insert penis in mouth 3. While moving head up and down rotate hands and arms in opposite directions. Thus, making a helicopter blade motion with double fists.

Woman: "I'm feeling really creative and experimental tonight. What would you like me to do?" Penis: "I heard about this thing called a Double Fisted Helicopter" Woman: "Oh yeah! I learned that from my mom. It will feel great"

by KarliMonster March 08, 2011

Single-Double Fisting

When someone has 2 iolites, both in one hand, and inhales two different types of herbage at the same time. Note: It's optimal to have both Vapes hissing synchronously.

Holy shit! That turk is Single-Double Fisting hard-core with Sour D and Alaskan Thunder Fuck at the same damn time! Woa!

by JMan69420 June 16, 2011

Double-fisting Sushi

A sexual maneuver where you lay your girl on her back, then grab your girl's ass with both hands, lift her pussy to your mouth and lick and suck her pussy.

I met my girl at her place last night and spent 30 minutes double-fisting sushi.

by Mista Spooky January 03, 2015

double fisted piledriver

a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.

Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that? A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver. she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.

by listypoos September 24, 2004

Dodge Double Fist

When a drunk, preferably overweight, individual passes out with a sandwich in each hand.

Person 1: Did you hear about Matt? He totally pulled a Dodge Double Fist, then someone stole one of the sandwiches from him while he was passed out! Person 2: That's alright, he doesn't need two sandwiches, he could stand to lose some weight.

by wheel'n'deal September 13, 2012

double fisted cuddle

When you strangle someone with both hands.

I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms September 14, 2018

double fist twist

When a girl gives you a hand job with both hands stroking your cock but at the same time adding a slight twist with both hands as she nears the tip..

My girl gave me the best double fist twist I ever had last night, I came three times..

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019