A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be all shit-faced; noticeably inhibited physically, and mentally. Usually when one is drunk, he does dumb shit such as adding the definition of "drunk" to Urban Dictionary, which takes more than a half an hour to write legibly on his phone, while on the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge, beer in hand.
1.)
Dude 1: Yo man i'm gonna go tap that fugly whore over there.
Dude 2: You're drunk.
2.) I'm so drunk that it is taking me an hour to write this.
when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.
Toby: man i like da potato and the rice man that the god ah stuff..
Kate: Toby how many fingers am i holding?
Toby: 7?
Kate: Yeah, he's drunk.
The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy".
Not the past tense of "to drink".
-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random."
-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"
the perfect camouflage to blend in
i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...
over drinking:acting different and crazy. telling people your scariest and darkest secrets. loving on all people around you. skipping around like a bunny in a field of daises. trying on thongs and painting your toenails a poop green. eating what ever is in sight. acting like an idiot who doesnt know where they are and couldn't less. singing/yelling baby by justin bieber.
drunk guy: I have told you, that i love you?
Girl: i dont know you