Country Dictionary

the equivalent of duh or obviously

Anonymous- hey, are you going to the mall later?
Me- Durf!

The state of being hungover even if you are not. Aka Netflix in bed

I am so durfed right now.

A word meaning idiot or douchebag

" What's 2 + 2" other guy: "seriously you freaking durfen"

OR. " dude can you stop smoking" " F-U" "whatever you damn durf"

Noun- A person who is an idiot or acts like a fool.

"Whoa, did you see that dude wipeout?" 'Yeah, durf!"

A shitty mod creator that only cares about money.

If you become a Durf in life, you are a shitty, heartless person.

someone who is extremely retarded.............no clue what is going on...........

1:What today's homework?
2: Read page 50
1:like as in read 50 pages?
2: No u durf!!!!!!

Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)

The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.