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durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004

durfing

Simply put: surfing in a ditch. Usually (unless you live somewhere extremely steep) involves a tow-vehicle. And bailing and getting muddy. Often preceded by the ingestion of copious quantities of alcohol by the towee (not the tower of course)

The rippy started the day by durfing in the neighbour's ditch.

by scaresothers February 22, 2012

Durfing

The act of dry humping while making out, mostly between "normal mormons" in Provo, Utah. A typical hookup among mormon millenials involves making out and durfing aka "dick surfing" at a lookout spot such as the Y parking lot or Squaw Peak

"Dude I totally hooked with this chick from my ward last night"
"Yeah? Is she good in bed?"
"I dont really know man we were just making out and durfing in the backseat of my car"

by holybaddie February 19, 2017

Durfing

Durfing is the combination of the words Denim and Surfing. It’s a common act between 2 people who are remaining abstinent, but trying to show the highest level of affection possible. That, or they are just there to have fun. Either way, it’s a common pass-time of teenagers who aren’t ready for kids.

Bro! You’ll never believe it! I saw Jessica and Kyle Durfing in the Wendy’s Parking Lot!

by TheBreeziest July 29, 2021

Durfing

The act, most commenly used by mormon girls, of dry humping through clothes. Often accompanied by blue balls on the part of the guy and a guilty concience in the part of the girl.

We were durfing so hard on her counter I thought my dick might break.

by Durfing April 12, 2010

Durf

The act of Premarital dry humping. This occurs during the courting period for the LDS religion.

Hey baby girl, lemme Durf

by Fatjack787 October 09, 2019

Durf

Dry humping for Mormons to avoid going to hell. Normally done in jeans.

Abraham : “Down to durf
Betty: “Let me put some jeans on”

by BigChokolate July 17, 2021