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white dwarf

Noun (astrophysics term): the small, highly-dense stellar body remaining after the nova detonation of a "main sequence" star, typically Earth-sized in overall dimension, but displacing a gravitational mass equivalent to that of the Earth's Sun.

Astrophysicists now calculate that white dwarf stars may account for as much as 6% of all the known stars in our quadrant of the Milky Way galaxy.

by speedog July 14, 2010

dwarf dick

A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.

Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up? Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt

by Dwarfdickinc January 29, 2015

Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used) Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February) Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.

How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?

by Snake March 09, 2005

dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith 2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser! 2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

by trotscrot July 01, 2008

Dwarf Fortress

A multitude of Fun. This game mainly involves the management of a fortress of Dwarves in the hope that you'll survive another year and not get overrun by the Goblins. Oh, and it's ASCII.

Greg: Whatcha do on the weekend, Mike? Mike: Well, I was playing Dwarf Fortress, my fort died. Greg: Whadda fuck is Dwarf Fortress? Sounds shit... Mike: No, it's awesome, it's ASCII! Greg: Gaaaaaaaay. Mike: FALCOOOON PUUUUUUNCH!!!

by Red Fortune May 31, 2009

dwarf planet

A secondary category of planets, but not actually. Dwarf planets are bodies of rock that orbit the Sun and are too small to classify as a planet. The Dwarf planets in our solar system as of this definition are Ceres, Pluto, and Eris.

1. Pluto was a planet until the discovery of a bunch of objects about its size brought it down to dwarf planet. All those bodies will soon be dwarf planets.

by gnase October 05, 2006

Dwarf Nigger

A small, creepy african american that is as rare as a lepercan (or however you spell it) It can only be seen on nights with rainbows, and is usual found standing over a unsuspecting 5 year old boy as he sleeps. A jockey from Left For Dead 2

"Get this Dwarf Nigger off me!!!!!" (usable in both cases)

by jfoahgas April 15, 2011