A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one male-gender-oriented indvidual decides to show another of the classification their bicep muscle, and in the process tightening the muscle, achieving maximum douchebag level. Usually used on somone who could be described as being a 'hater' by the flexer, or the 'flexee'
Guy 1: "Drake's new album comes out today! I hear there are 12 songs on it about his secret lover Lil Wanye, and the other 3 are about losing." Guy 2: "Drake blows" Guy 1: "I'm gonna flex on you!!!" (Guy 1 starts flexing)
When a man tries to tie down a well paid lady by getting her pregnant and tricking her into marriage to upgrade their journey on the gravy train from a season pass to a lifetime pass.
(Barman phones friend) Barman: Yo Kristof Duttonivich, there’s some single girl here who’s just paid for a round of drinks using her platinum American Express card, she must be minted, I thought you might be up for some flexing! Friend: yeah man! Let me just finish my scoff, and I’ll be down to full flex on that!
1) (noun); How one 'rolls'. This can be loosely used to describe a mood, situation or routine behaviour (usually social). 2) (verb); to act out these behaviours or moods. This is often associated with (but not limited to) exhibiting dominance in prowess of either physical strength (e.g. muscle size by FLEXING your arms) or cultural knowledge - namely dressing and dancing to impress and demonstrating a superior capability of use of language. This is usually a playful display and is a part of innocent courtship, although it can be taken to mean a more sinister and aggressive stance.
1) "I was ballin all evening with my homies until we hit the club flex to find some fly bitches" or "That mad cat was on a mental flex, kicking off at blokes in the street if they so much as looked at him" or "The author of this article was on a bored flex at the time of writing" 2)"I was flexing with this chick till her man comes along and drags her off" or "I like to flex when I've had a sip or two of yak" or "What you flexing for?"