A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience. A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?” James: “no, what?” Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt” James: “ew gross, what a slag”
The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.
Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.
Fucking Cunt. When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
You need to grow up and stop being such a funt.