A fork of Rural Dictionary
Face-Rape: commenting / writing / liking something on someones picture , wall , post too much on purpose and not stopping.
Commenting, Writing, or Liking on ones wall when you don't know them barely - or just because you think your cool and trying to be funny.
-Clicking '' Like '' on the post , picture , or activity then have joined in.
-Commenting too many of someone's post , Activities , or picture's too many times.
-Writing on someone's page all the time - and not replying ( because you're mad annoying
Ex: Someone says : " This is cute . "
" OMG DO I HAVE CAKE ON MY FACE ! ! "
" OMG GIRL YOU DO ! " . . . ( two best friends talking
" ahahah Cake on your face " ( strange kid
" Ewww . . girl you been face-raped ! Loggg offf AHHHHHHH ! "
Kissing for more than five minutes, to the point where your lips get chapped.
Boy Alex wanted to face rape girl Alex when she came over to hang out, this lead to both of them needing chapstick after.
the act of someone who looks up every possible thing aboute someone on their facebook and pry in this persons facebook-business until they know more of this person than the persons actual friends.
(guy at school) "-Hey I feel really bad aboute Steve acting like a jerk to you".
(Face-raped person) "-Ehm, what are you talking aboute?".
(guy at school) "-Well, I saw some tags of him where he was all hands on with some girls at Peters party."
(Face-raped person) "-Who are you? You don't even know me!"
To make out with someone and not know that someone else is looking, until they yell out "FACE RAPE!!!!!" really loud and then everyone looks at the people making out and they get embarassed.
*couple are making out*
Random Friend: FACE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*couple get embarassed*
Everyone: *Laughing*
The act of believing someone on Facebook has been
face-raped and thus commenting to this that they have been face-raped, even though they really were not face-raped.
Status: Hey guy's im Gay
Your comment: HAHAHAHA MAN U TOTALLY GOT FACERAPED :D HAHAHA
Subjects comment: no man i havent been face-raped!!
I AM GAY!!!
Your comment: ... oh :O
Mistakenly Face-raped
To passionately kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend's mouth, cheek, and/or neck when he/she is completely unprepared.
Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.
Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.