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fag-bag

a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.

Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.

by Little Gords March 15, 2007

fag bag

The one piece powder jump suit popular with chubby teens, the mentally challenged, fat old men and Moms. Most likely over a pair of wrangler jeans, a 1989 Dallas cowboys sweatshirt and tube socks. Credit back for the super tight Fag Bag with bonus for visible moose knuckle or camel toe. Colors range from black to Hot pants neon pink.

Over 60 years old in a Fag Bag is ok.

That silver fox has one rippin' Fag Bag.

by Ottis 44 December 09, 2006

fag bag

A slang term for a fanny pack, popularized in the early 90's, as it was often worn by gay men.

What's he hiding in his fag bag?

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

fag bag

1 - an offensive term referring to a fanny pack, meant to suggest that the wearer of a fanny pack is a a homosexual or "fag", usually used by men so insecure with their masculinity that they feel the need to put others down

(Man A walks by wearing a fanny pack)
Man B (to friend): Wow, look at that fag bag.

by Hales (c) January 06, 2008

Fag-Bag

when an adult, buys a Happy Meal from you know where and it's for them.
Bryan bought 2 happy meals and that Fag-Bag ate both

look at that punk ass adult buying happy meals for himself, what a fucking Fag-Bag.

by John Dugan June 30, 2021

fag bag

A bag from a store that has a picture of a topless man on the front. This usually pertains to clothing stores such as Abercombie & Fitch.

He walked out of the store with his brand new clothes in a fag bag

by Jake Morghanasona October 28, 2006

fag bag

A male who carries a "manbag." This manbag is in fact a purse in hiding. This someone is so inherently homosexual that their gestures, movement and speech imply their sexual orientation. This male however, will deny all accusations of their homosexuality and will often tell you to "shut the fuck up."
Look out.

"Oh my god! He is suuuuch a fagbag."
"That fag bag is almost too gay to function!"

by Hollaback girl May 03, 2005