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dickweed

Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser

Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.

by B Dominguez December 23, 2003

dickweed

A person whose penis is so inactive that it literally begins to grow weeds.

Dude is that Socrates over there? He's a big time dickweed. I can see shit growing in his pants.

by Rufusherewherethefuckismyphone September 24, 2010

dickweed

kevin

kevin is a dickweed

by dicknigger4 December 14, 2021

dickweed

an ego stroking ass wipe who gives waiters a hard time and who doesn't tip

you are a big dickweed

by Kona2002 March 06, 2008

dickweed

a person (mainly guy) who is rude, annoying, a liar, or a man-whore

"Travis and Joe are suck dickweeds"!

by thehashslingingslasher August 01, 2014

dickweed

A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick

Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry. Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed

by NixonIsBack June 05, 2005

dickweed

A person who is beyond the word stupidity, he (it's usually used with males)would be a loner and would do anything to be your friend. Most of the time he is seriously pissing off and ends up getting his ass kicked. (he would hate being called dickweed... but smiles when you do). sometimes the name dickweed sticks to a certain person, until everyone starts calling them "dickweed". N.B: DICKweed Has nothing to do with "dicks" or "weed" :)

"your such a fucking dickweed" "hey dickweed, suck my dick"

by The Real Meanings June 15, 2007