A fork of Rural Dictionary
Asshole, dumbass, know-it-all, ass-kisser
Billy-Bob kisses up to get ahead at work.
A dickweed is a person insignificant enough to be a weed and is also considered a dick
Billy: hey ted ur such a loser why dont u go home and cry. Ted: shut the fuck up dickweed
A person who is beyond the word stupidity, he (it's usually used with males)would be a loner and would do anything to be your friend. Most of the time he is seriously pissing off and ends up getting his ass kicked. (he would hate being called dickweed... but smiles when you do). sometimes the name dickweed sticks to a certain person, until everyone starts calling them "dickweed". N.B: DICKweed Has nothing to do with "dicks" or "weed" :)
"your such a fucking dickweed" "hey dickweed, suck my dick"