A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Someone who is clearly Mexican and will sarenade you with his sweet guitar playing and smooth vocals. 2. The Mexican version of Sweet Lou from the movie "Grind". 3. Someone who jukes in Chicago ALL NIGHT LONG!
1. "Oh man! After Fernando played that one song I swear I was in love with him for 5 minutes..." 2. "Just one look at Fernando and we all knew he was Sweet Lou..." 3. "Hey Fernando!" "Yeah?" "What did you do Friday night?" "Hellz I was jukin' it up in Chicago all night long!"
v. to puke; to throw up. A Fernando can be often caused by exercising after eating.
Boy 1: Dude, you shouldn't run after having that big lunch. Boy 2: Don't worry about me. *After one lap in the track* Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up* Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
A Fernando is usually a nice and caring person who DOESN'T have ANYTHING inappropriate about him
You're such a Fernando!
Fernando is a Cute boy and you will fall in love with him.His eyes turn hazel in the summer.Can be very shy. And will do anything for girls. He knows what girls want in bed. Oh and did I mention he has a sweet cock for girls!
Girl 1:Damn Fernando is cute Girl 2: what do you mean he always been