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fondle

a collective group of boobs; more than just a pair of boobs...

Did you see the fondle of boobs in that bunch? Those lakers girls have quite the fondle.

by vanpirate January 16, 2009

Fondled

Another term for being screwed over or given the shaft. In this sense the term is not being used refering to any type of sexual encounter but to a negative experience.

"They gave the job to that slut Susan even though I have more experience. I really got fondled."

by Delmas March 09, 2008

fondle

A fucking disturbing euphemism for the act of pedophilia.

Those 'fondlers' need to be locked up!

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Fondling Father

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here. This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous. A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem He was first in graft First in lies First in grabbing lady parts Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump Gave our MAGA Movement its start

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 13, 2023

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild. Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild. Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

Fondle the rondle

Fondling the male genitals, as in, penis.

At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie. The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle" The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"

by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011

Fondling in a Bush

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place

Did you see those two fondling in a bush Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

by P u s s y slayer69 March 15, 2019