A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang type of word to use when you pack a good player on fifa but the gameplay is more dead than nemos mother
Josh Zerker: FOOKIN’ GET IN LAD WEVE ONLY GONE AND PACKED MBOOPERS FOR THE 598 TIME!
when u bring someone back for some sexy time
lele: so what did u get up to last nite? lulu: well, we did a bit of fookin!
The australian way of saying "Fucking hell, man.". It is used when someone does something that was wrong or you hate.
We use it in sentences such as "FOOKIN 'ELL MAN THAT WAS MOY FOOKIN SLIPPER OIMMA WHIP YO BITCH ARSE
When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League. Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate. Can be used multiple times.
*scores a goal with 3 players defending* You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET
The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.
In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover. You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..
Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!" Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."