A fork of Rural Dictionary
An uncommon boys name given to only the best boys. Foresters are sweet and have a different way of seeing the world. They have their own theories and ideas. You can share the deepest conversations with them. They are moody but winning ones affection is priceless. They usually have blonde hair and blue eyes framed by freckles. Foresters are usually determined to get what they want and don't give up easily. They are excellent kissers and are great in bed. They make the best boyfriends because there so thoughtful and know exactly what to say at the right time. A Forester will always be there for you when you need him. No matter what. Usually they are modest and don't admit to their good looks and charming personality. Everyone needs a Forester in their life.
Girl: I have a boyfriend. Friend: Whats his name? Girl: Forester. Friend: Lucky Bitch.
A girl with a large back side. Referring to the Subaru SUV with 27 cubic feet of storage space.
Look at that fat fucking forester!
1.A vastly wooded area containing trees and/or plants 2.An EXTREMLY tall kid who runs like a girl, likes stripping to an pennywise song, went out w/ 2 ulgy chicks and wasnt even able to get any! Also isnt the tallest person in the grade anymore and isnt quite sure of his sexual orientation.
-"Run forest, Run!!"
A bad place to be. Usually used for men who have said or done something to offend the wife or girlfriend. Extrapolated from the sarcastic saying about a husband: If a man speaks in a forest is he still wrong.
Dude you stayed all night at the party? Man your going to be in the forest for months. or a variation. As I watched my friend doing something that would get him deeply in trouble I leaned over and said, "Man the forest is growing up around you really fast."
A god Rainbow Six Siege player hitting every 360 one taps Known for SMG 11 Plays and 1v5 Clutches