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Francoed

To cause one's self an injury out of pure stupidity or clumsiness.

Usage: "I'm not sure if it's from walking 5 miles in 4 inch heels or from trying to master the Breakfast Club dance, but my calves are francoed!"

This was derived from '127 Hours' and James Franco's character getting himself in a jam simply by slipping.

by NoelleMerc March 20, 2011

Franco

A large Filipino man. He doesn't quite have a mustache, but not clean-shaven. More of a "crust-ache". Annoying, and swears a lot.

Sometimes plays hockey, but is an epic failure at that, Tennis, biking and life in general. Ugly, and stupid, a total failure.

He's such a freaking Franco!!

by lolwut33 July 11, 2010

Franco

most likely Argentinean
little midgets, most likely named talya, like him
poser
doesn't curse
homosexual

Guy #1: "Hey did u see that Franco?"
Guy #2: "Yeah. it looks like Talya is running after him."
Simultaneous: "What a midget."

by etton April 24, 2009

Franco

A fucking cunt who is racist and doesn’t know politics, he is often the type of guy to go around and make others feel dumb. In the future he will only fish and live off of others.

Dumb mother fucker Franco

by Franco Panifino June 23, 2018

Franco

someone who is extremely greasy, usually in the facial area or appears to be glowing in light!

"Man! I just walked past that Franco and had to put my shades on the way his skin reflected the light!!!"

"His mom wears lime green jumpsuits."

by ul October 16, 2006

Franco

Term for machineing, maintenance and construction to discribe a measurement within an 1/8 “.

Eh, it’s off by a Franco.

by Kghost2111 January 04, 2019

franco

guy with a big head, looks like JMX and also has been friend zoned by the same girl for 9 years

omg did you see that franco?
yeah, what a fucking loser brutha #omegaLUL

by Kronzyd May 31, 2018