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Francoed

To cause one's self an injury out of pure stupidity or clumsiness.

Usage: "I'm not sure if it's from walking 5 miles in 4 inch heels or from trying to master the Breakfast Club dance, but my calves are francoed!"

This was derived from '127 Hours' and James Franco's character getting himself in a jam simply by slipping.

by NoelleMerc March 20, 2011

Franco

Franco is the kindest guy you know. The funniest in the group.
He’s caring and will always be truthful. You can absolutely trust a Franco. Even if they’re massive nerds.

Franco will shine a bright light in your life and make everything around him good.

Plus he’s a hot daddy in the bedroom too.

- Oh I wish Franco was my boyfriend.

-yeah, so does everyone else

by Ginger_72 November 30, 2021

Franco

A man who needs context

"Where is the context?" Franco

by Acorn December 13, 2018

Franco

A very attractive male usually of Italian origin. He is the perfect man and every girl he talks to wants him.

I wish he was a Franco

by Ofhsnkwisydnebidn December 28, 2017

Franco

A hot, sexy, yummy, lucious, smart, espanyol.
He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.
Edward Cullen bows down at his presence.

OMG! i think i met my franco already!!

Cuando voy a cumplir mi Franco!!..sigh

by anónimo1117 March 06, 2009

Franco

Typically of Italian descent, men named Franco are known to have large genitals and incredible loving making skills.

Why can't ____________ be Franco?

Names to insert: James, Michael, John, Greg, Timothy, William, Justin, Nathan, etc.

by Achilles12345 December 12, 2010

Franco

Is a sexy beast he has girls always chasing after him . sometimes can’t keep them away because he is really attractive and has a great personality

I want Franco

by Hayahbauzhabahz October 23, 2018