A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most brain-numbing thing in existence
Me:SKIBIDI TENGE TENGE FREDDY CHOLERA FAZBEAR POMNI PORN My parents:Signs adoption papers
When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.
Freddy Fazbear is the titular antagonist of the Five Nights at Freddy's series, who later appears as multiple variations in the succeeding games. Freddy is an animatronic bear and children's entertainer housed at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, alongside Bonnie and Chica. Freddy Fazbear was once a child that became William Afton's second victim. He was an animatronic bear featuring springlock mechanisms and the mascot of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. He was tragically killed by William Afton before being revived in what's implied to be a fate worse than death.Seemingly a nice and innocent animatronic entertainer for children, he is actually possessed by the soul of a child named Gabriel and actively tries to kill the security guards of at least two Freddy Fazbear's Pizza locations, which he mistakes for his murderer.
Yo, do you like Five Nights at Freddy's, I love Freddy Fazbear
Is that Freddyfazbear ho. Ho ho ho ho ho huooooo ho
Freddy fazbear
Somebody you shouldn't give birth to, because if you give birth to, freddy fivebears, he comes out and he says “or, or, or or, or, or, or or, or or, and then he kills michael afton, or he tries to do it, along with his friends, bunny the bonnie, chica the kitchen, foxy the… fox pirate rawr, and yellow freddy, who’s yellow, and weird, and, but it’s not their fault! it’s all because william afton one day was like “hi i’m gonna murder people, ra!” so he murdered kids, but he was also a yellow bunny? and he was like “hi, i’m a yellow bunny, imma kill you” because he had a daughter? who had, like, remnant? gone from her? so he was like, “if i kill kids, i put them in the suits, so that it’s not, it’s not freddy fivebear fault, its actually purple guy fault” and that’s why you don’t give birth to him.
Oh cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear? Or or or or or or or or or or
a term for hardcore gay sex mostly used by fnaf fans and furry fandoms
guy 1 - hey dude do you know Freddy Fazbear? guy 2 - nah dude im not gay
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