A fork of Rural Dictionary
WHEN ONE PERSON FINGERS HIS ANUS AND THEN WIPES IT JUST ABOVE THE UPPER LIP OF AN UNSUSPECTING PERSON.
Mikey Edwards just gave a fudgie to Jeff Rita, just like the one he gave to old man Paul.
When hair around the anus gets matted with "fudge" from improper wiping,
or leftover soft poo.
Especially a problem for people with lots of "fur" in the region.
"I need a shower, I got fudgy fur."
"Those flushable butt wipes help relieve fudgy fur issues."
The foreskin on a penis caked or crusted with poop after anal sex.
Pedro had fudgie krinkles on his penis after having anal sex with the neighborhood hooker.
Much like the shadow mongoose, the fudgy badger is when you sneak into a womans room and take a crap on her. as with the shadow mongoose, if she wakes up she had to perform the smelly corbra attack. trust me you dont want that.
umm...blah?<head explodes>....fudgy badger !
When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.
Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
yummy chocolate on an banana stick
oooh fudgie krinkles