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Gerard

The man has a 36 inch baguette

hey do you know Gerard ye that guy has a massive baguette

by 9 9 9___ October 29, 2018

Gerard

Has a big cock, huge muscles, big feet, and is tall, quiet and handsome the manliest man among men that scares away munces with his devishly handsome looks and alpha male posture aswell as his muscles

Where's Munce going ? Oh he's just running away from Gerard in fear Gerard is so cool Ikr so cool

by Joe papa left February 15, 2021

Gerard

a huge nugget.

Gerard always denies being a nugget, but everyone knows he is one. What a douche.

by nugget69 December 17, 2008

Gerard

a man who eats rice lik crazy and who is a stalker

what u have for dinner? gerard

by Hpballin November 29, 2007

Gerard

Are the worst kind of guy, or at least one who represents the worst trends of the present moment. A manipulating dick who does whatever it takes to benefit him, regardless of who he screws over. They will screw over anyone and everyone as long they get what they want.

Im sorry Mrs. Washington but Gerard lies in my class.

by Jill talaria March 14, 2017

The Gerard

The act of sucking your own dick

Person 1/- Dude can you believe that Mike did the gerard the other day? Person 2- wow what a fag

by lebanon high November 19, 2009

Gerard

old man, usually has a Gock and hasn't seen his dick in many years. the kinda old bastard who'd rathe eat an ice cream than cop a blowjob. unless it's from his dog.

did you see that old cunt eating an ice cream? I offered him a blowjob but he ignored me and was sucking down a McDonald's cone. yep that's a Gerard

by cumgarglingfaggot October 19, 2018