A fork of Rural Dictionary
Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).
Friend- “I’m pregnant” You- *gasps in Spanish*
Audible expulsion of air through the vaginal opening of a female human being.
"Giiiiiiiiirl did you just Pussy Gasp?"
A term used when a person is surprised.
Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!
When you are masturbating under a blanket or in a sleeping bag and when you begin to orgasm you frantically claw your way out.
Mom: What are you doing son!? Dad: Don't worry honey, it's just a gasp for cum
When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.
Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --) Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.