Country Dictionary

gog typically can be defined in two ways. either when one is extremely intoxicated and attempts to drunk text "got em" to UTI yet fails and accidentally types "gog em" and is unable to receive the UTI. or when you prank, hook up, help out, or pester someone, most of the time when you puck them. especially If chips and white dots are involved.

chip: hey do you wanna gog tonight?
random girl: not tonight! I gotta study for my gography test tomorrow, thanks though.

Glass on Glass

Yo timmy you cop that roor?

yeah here it is,

thats not a roor, see that rubber stopper, thats plastic not GoG.

all glass on the bong illadelph roor blue dot etc

It stands for galore of giggles. It is the exact same as LOL, but a newer version that is not overused.

I had sex with my girlfriend today, GOG!

a reference to the arabian goggles
but not literal. can be used in any situation where something is not going in your favor.

my mom saw my report card yesterday.. she ran the gogs!!

dude someone stole my ipod and my wallet!!! life is the gogs

A God, or god, like The Dentist Bob, origins in the Nutz tribe of international geniuses. Duh.

I swear to Gog, I will finish the laundry.

facebook stalking people not on your friends list

Stop gogging random "Brads"

A loud , opinionated , bullshitter usually from the valleys of Wales .

Q . How will I know if I am in contact with a "GOG"?
A . You will be engaged by a fellow (usually called Alun )

who will proceed to tell you how he has coached world class rugby players , caught fish the size of Moby Dick , flown an aircraft for 80 hours (more than Douglas Bader ), been a rally driving champion, owned thirty two dogs and claims that when he worked for a now defunct Ford garage he was the Parts Manager when he was really the van monkey like postman Pat driving around the shire .
Q . Should I be worried on meeting a GOG ?
A . No , just ignore his tyrade of shit and he will fuck off .
Q . How will I know if he s lying ?
A . His eyes will be open and his lips moving .
Q . What will he look like ?
A . He will be of smart apperance but will have a wonky eye , a fucked up hand and a metal plate in the back of his head ( apparently gained from an encounter with the Turpitz !)

1 Oi ! GOG fuck off back to your cave/van !
2 Run GOG is coming !

3 looks like we re in for some GOG tales of the unexpected