A fork of Rural Dictionary
substance found in fast food undistinguishable by taste
or form, causing extreme twisting and churning of the bowels, leaving one wishing for death or immediate release of said goots.
Damn that chinese food was full of GOOTS, I can feel the bubbleguts already coming on!
Goot is a synonym for a mans Penis. This word had its origin in 1989 in Pittsburgh, PA at a local private school in the Bethel Park PA area. Other synonymous words include: pecker, richard cranium, Dick Head , cock, monkey, little peter, johnson, free willie, the bone dancer, shlong, dong, wiener, he pussy, Mangina.
Ex. All the ladies love my goot.
urban way of saying the word "good"
"Have a goot one!" means "Have a good day!"